AND FOR A WHILE, I THOUGHT I WAS THE PRINCESS, COTTON CANDY PINK, SITTING THERE IN MY ROOM, IN THE TOWER OF THE CASTLE, YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL AND IN LOVE AND WAITING FOR YOU WITH CONFIDENCE. BUT THE PRINCESS LOOKS INTO HER MIRROR AND SEES ONLY THE PRINCESS, WHILE I'M OUT HERE, SLOGGING THROUGH THE MUD, BREATHING FIRE, AND GETTING STABBED TO DEATH.